Some funny sayings...

My last few posts have been more serious, but I'm feeling pretty light-hearted this morning so I thought I'd share a few funny sayings I found.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Looks are so deceptive that people should be done up like food packages with the ingredients clearly labeled.

I'm a conservationist, I recycle men.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?