Friday, October 19, 2007

FOR THE LOVE...STAY IN YOUR OWN LANE!

Okay...those of you who know me well won't be a bit surprised to know that I tend to get impatient with other drivers. But in my defense, I only get mad at the stupid ones! Let me paint the scene for you... I'm minding my own business driving down the road, window down, radio blaring w/ me singing along, Dexter's hair blowing in the breeze, going above the speed limit with is pretty typical with me. Anyway...this woman was driving ridiculous and couldn't even stay in her lane. I looked over and saw her nose hair...yes, nose hair! So that made me say out loud to Dexter (yes, I talk to my dog) that you know someone is driving out of their lane and/or too close when you can see their nose hairs. She must not have a husband or any friends, otherwise, surely they would have told her she needed a little trim! And although I haven't had nose hair issues, I'd like to think that I have the best of friends who would NEVER let me in public looking like that!

My thought for the day (which I'm stealing from Friends don't let Friends drive drunk)
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS HAVE LONG NOSE HAIR!

And you thought this was going to be about driving...

1 comment:

Sarah said...

Ok, I have to give credit where credit is due-- this blog entry didn't remotely end the way I thought it would. You've brought a new angle to road rage! :-)


Dexter as a pup with red flipflop

What you need to know about me...

  • I am a Christian!
  • I love my dog, Dexter.
  • I'm all bark, no bite!
  • I love cowboys & country music!
  • A perfect day is being w/ those I love doing absolutely nothing!
  • The filter that keeps me from saying everything in my head is broke & always has been.
  • A dvr is one of my favorite things.
  • I think the world would be a much better place w/out pantyhose.
  • I think that mac & cheese MUST be mixed in a certain order.

Things to do before I'm 40!

  • Become a wife & mother
  • Open my own business (Done!)
  • Walk the same places Jesus did
  • See my birthplace (Hawaii)
  • Ride in Hot Air Balloon
  • See the Grand Canyon, Niagra Falls & Yellowstone
  • Get a boat
  • Skydive

About Me

Austin, Texas, United States
A NON-longhorn loving life in Texas!

Me & My Dexter

Me & My Dexter